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I'm glad you're willing to take care of that. Just please be... well... discreet.
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I'm glad you're willing to take care of that. Just please be... well... discreet.
You handled that with admirable discretion. We really appreciate that!
You will like this! Come quick, I have to show you something!
See that? This is where I nibble wood... but I’m running out of supplies. Birch wood, apple tree wood... the finest kinds! Do you know what birch smells like when you nibble on it? Mmm... like a dream in the forest! But it has…
Hello? Is someone there? I swear I just heard something... was that a crack? Or my stomach? Or a ghost? HELLOOO?! Haaaaalllloooooo! ... Oh no, maybe I’m just talking to myself again... Yes, definitely just myself... just me and…
Ahhhh, fresh air! By the way, I’m Bober the Supreme Wood-Nibbler, your new best friend!
Well... so... I put the toilet paper holder... um... on the outside. Outside! Who does that?! Now I’m stuck here like a... like a beaver in a dam! Could you... maybe...?
TADAAAAA! Look what I made while you were gone. Isn’t it marvelous? Isn’t it grand? Isn’t it... a little crooked?
Ooooooh, they’re gorgeous! Like a palace! A... okay, a birdhouse, but still! You really build well... maybe even better than me? No! But almost! But... yesss, a perfect partner! Let’s work together! I’m coming over to you!
What a cozy place you've got here. If you set up a workbench for me, I can create some exquisite wood art for you
Wow, great job. That's an awesome new workbench. Now I need to get back to work, to create, to carve... Tell me if you need something! Let's create great woodwork together!
Welcome! It's always a pleasure to see new businesses setting up here! You're now part of what keeps this city alive and growing!
Good. Since you're on board, we can now begin formal operations.
That outcome was... not aligned with regulations.
This level of civic cooperation borders on legendary. The filing cabinet hums with pride!
Hello, a new city project has been authorized! We’re preparing to expand living space by constructing new residential buildings. Can you assist us by providing the necessary materials?
Hello,\na new city project has been authorized!\nWe want to dumb down ... err ... i mean ... expand media presence in the city by building a television tower! Can you assist us by providing the necessary materials?
Dear Mr. Justin Lumber, Your application for the purchase of the property dirt patch outside of the tunnel in Aahzville Forest has been approved. However, during satellite analysis and land surveying, we discovered inexplicable…
Huh. You’re early. You are not supposed to be here yet. No, seriously, you skipped a whole portion of the game. We are not ready for you yet, so get off our private property and come back later.
This is your last warning, get off this property asap!
A visitor. Brothers, sisters, rejoice. The Eternal Spinner has delivered us a guest. But how did you get here? The portal gate has remained sealed for quite some time now…
Well aren’t you a surprise. Mildred, we’ve got company! My wife and I don’t get many visitors out here in the fields and the few we do usually don’t stay very long. My name is Harold, pleasure to finally meet somebody new.
Hi, so you’re the guest Harold was rambling about. Perfect timing, sweetheart. I’m Mildred, nice to meet you.
A visitor. Brothers, sisters, rejoice. The Eternal Spinner has delivered us a guest. But how did you get here? The portal gate has remained sealed for quite some time now…
Perfect. You actually found some fresh mushrooms for the sauce. One, two, three, four... Oh wait... I forgot one. I’m still missing one special mushroom. It only grows in a particular place though.
Ah... so Mildred sent you for the last mushrooms. The place where those grow ain’t natural, never was.
Oh, you actually made it back from those wicked cult. Very impressive. Did you find the mushrooms?
Wow, you are back. And in one piece... impressive. You even brought the final ingredient, perfect. Thank you!
Look at that! Thin, even, delicate… Most people just hack away at them like wild animals. But you have a very controlled swing, my dear.
What in the world is going on in here? Are those real bones? And a cult robe?
Ah, you brought the soup spoon for the sauce. Perfect timing, dinner is ready.
Excuse me, you look like an honorable knight or at least someone who moves with purpose. You haven’t seen my husband, have you?
Uh, this looks worse than it actually is. We’re… uh… merely discussing new move possibilities. Knightly exercises, nothing more… One must remain flexible, on the board and in life. Uh...
Cool that you got in touch. Time to lift weights... er, take action!
That was weak. We've seen better performances during stretching.
That was transcendent. The Pump has absolutely chosen you.
Oh, a visitor! Hello there. Kids, please behave! Please come in, but be careful where you step, Timothy is doing laps and Gerald is... well... trying to break a new personal record running.
Welcome! Sorry about the noise. This is what happens when you have... let me count... eeehm, most of a hamster family.
Those pillows look rock solid, just how she likes it. Thanks buddy!
Oh, that looks delicious! I'm going to devour them right away. Nom nom nom.
Hey buddy, good to see you. My queen is very hungry and I need a break...
Oh, that looks delicious! I'm going to devour them right away. Nom nom nom.
I’m not warning you again. Stop, or I’ll call the guards!
Yo, axe boy! Step over here. We need to chat.
Uaah... wha... ah. Yes... yes... I am awake. Working hard on stuff... I am starting to get used to those axe vibrations. A rather unconventional alarm clock. But... technically very effective nonetheless. What... can I do for you?
Understandable. In this case... you must wait for the permit to overcome the necessary bureaucratic hurdles. It will take...time...
Uaah... whaah. I am... awake. Just resting my eyes... in accordance with break regulation §312, subsection three. I have received confirmation from my colleagues... that the files have been successfully reduced... to confetti.…
Uaah... wha ah. I am... awake. Just resting my eyes... in accordance with break regulation §312, subsection three. How can I help you?
Alright, apprenticeship years are over. Time to set you free. Unleash your inner capitalist! We need cold, hard capital to get this business up and running. I’m talking sweet, delicious money cash, dough, dineros, the green…
Very nice, do you hear this? Money talks... ...and I listen. And right now it says: headquarters. Go buy some dirt for our home base! The official stamp-stamper in the tunnel should help you out.
Wait...What...Ah. Good day sir. Yes? Do you... wish to speak with me?
Dear Mr. Justin Lumber, Your application for the purchase of the property dirt patch outside of the tunnel in Aahzville Forest has been approved. However, during satellite analysis and land surveying, we discovered inexplicable…
Hey, partner! How’s it going? Managed to boost our business yet? Please tell me you’ve got good news.
Uaah... good morni... I mean... welcome back. My colleagues have... communicated to me that the evaluation... of your plans has yielded a positive result. Yes. Positive... indeed. With the letter it is officially confirmed. At…
Thank you for completing... the purchase. Congratulations... you are now officially the owner of the property. Is there... anything else with which I may... assist you?
You didn't just help, you delivered! That's the kind of energy that builds empires!
Use your axe to chop the wood into firewood.
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Complete missions to gain market share. More market share means more power. More power means more influence over Furnox. This is the long-term strategy for bringing down Furnox Corp.
You've found a very rare resource, the "Insane Gainz Protein Shake". Combine it with a Treadmill or Weight Bench for a permanent Stamina or Strength boost.
These doorways can be repaired and used for fast travel. Quickly travel home and back.
Oi! Business is up and running. Now we scale! Build us a research table and a mailbox so we can broaden our product range and drown in orders.
Excellent decision. We leave this in your capable hands.
We expected excellence. We received... effort.
You've displayed a level of competence usually reserved for people with yachts.
You somehow rolled a critical failure on a guaranteed success...
Incredible execution! If this were ranked, you'd be top 0.1% !
BOOO! My grandma could’ve done that. And she naps a lot...
Awesome! You're way more useful than most adults!
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Sound the tocsin! INTRUDERS! Who let this dirt step on MY island? This is sacred royal ground. Did you bow? No? Did you bring a bottle? Also no?! Filthy peasants! And where’s my life guard? Oh right, that useless tortoise…
Ah yes, this will do. Dry scales, I had almost forgotten this sensation! I hereby declare the climate of your home superior to my little Great Britain simulation cloud. Thank you. Hit me up if you need anything. I trade…
Good, that's close enough. Wow, you are actually able to follow simple tasks, like... moving. Now that you are in the awe-inspiring vicinity of my royal visage, I shall deign to introduce myself: My name is Sir Worcestershire…
Yes...yes! A fine solution, a proper solution indeed. Surprisingly, you are actually quite useful! Now, excuse me just a moment... (obnoxiously regal slurping noises)
Very nice! I hate to admit it, but you do have talent. The castle itself could have been grander, of course, but the idea of the beverage holder is ingenious! Now, do me the honor of freeing me from this wretched one room…
Ah, that feels divine! Your gentle strike has even realigned my neck, truly remarkable.
That is hardly your concern, young fella... I merely slipped. A true gentleman enjoys in silence, and I barely know you. Perhaps, in due time, I shall enlighten you...
My deepest thanks. And now... off with you! I wish to revel in my splendid new abode. Should I require anything further, I’ll summon you.
Thanks for the impressive view, young friend! I'd love to show you how to replace that half-baked excuse for an axe you're using with something better. But it seems you haven't managed to build yourself a grindstone yet. What a…
Well, well... I am almost impressed! Such potential, you might even prove a valuable asset to my grand designs. But that axe of yours is a disgrace. Use the gathered stone resources, forge a proper grindstone, and craft yourself…
Good boy! That’s exactly what I mean. At last we have ascended to the Stone Age! Progress worthy of my greatness!
Welcome back, I'm glad you followed this convenient light beam by god himself to meet again. I have to tell you, this rainy weather is unbearable! Dreary, damp, disgraceful. I may have commissioned this charming little cloud…
Smart decision. Let's get started right away.
Unacceptable. In a real emergency, we would now have a huge problem...
Remarkable work! When society inevitably collapses in the future, we will remember your skills!
Oi! You there. Could you help us out, cully.Stop pretending you can't see me! I'm stuck inbetween these bushes.
Finally out there, thanks bud. My name is Ulf, nice to meet you. I just came here, traveled a long distance. You see the stinky Factory over there at the Cliffs ?
Oh, that looks fantastic. Im sure this will strengthen my Turtle Shell enough. I like the little spiky details. Lets hope they have a ton of baloons over there, hehehe
WELL, that was a landing! I've seen dragons bellyflop with more grace. You alright down there, crater boy?
Fine, have it your way then. You have no idea what you're missing...
Wait, wait, wait... you want to skip the tutorial? You just fell out of the sky headfirst, and now you're suddenly an expert at survival? Did your brain bounce <b><i>up</i></b> on impact?
You made it? And you're not covered in feathers? Well... looks like the area’s clear then. No ducks in sight. A rare window of peace.
Look at that! The bridge is fixed, the world hasn't ended, and not a single duck in sight. You, my friend, have defied all odds and basic expectations!
See that axe over there? Used to belong to some nerd who camped here last week. Skinny arms. Glasses. Talked about cryptocurrency a lot.
Alright, axe boy, time to commit your first act. See those fences? Smash 'em. Destroying abandonned property is technically recycling.
Excellent. You’ve got sticks and scraps. Time to build a sawhorse, because obviously you can’t just craft things with your <b><i>hands</i></b> like a caveman.
Alright, lumberjack lite, it’s finally time to chop down some trees! Yes, real trees. Tall. Leafy. Majestic. Full of glorious, glorious WOOD.
Alright little woodcutter, our next step is to get our sales department up and running: You need to repair that dusty old drone platform over there. Yes, the sad metal slab covered in bird poop over there that looks like it lost…
Great job with the drone platform! You're not as dumb as you look. Maybe. Alright, enough flattery: It’s time to turn that beautiful wood into something even more beautiful... Furniture! Not for comfort, no, no! We’re doing this…
Great job selling that furniture! I can already smell all the money we're going to make in the not too distant future! Now listen: You are doing great cutting down all those precious trees, but your axe is looking kinda dull...…
Alright, carpenter in training, before you continue building your empire of overpriced chairs: I need you to check out the broken bridge down that path.
Magnificent, now they know what they're up against!\n\nAll right, partner, time to get to work and show Furnox who's boss!
Listen: You are doing great cutting down all those precious trees, but your axe is looking kinda dull... you should sharpen it to be even more efficient!
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