Chester Hoardington
Conversations
Home Sweet Home 1 Intro
Yo, axe boy! Step over here. We need to chat.
Home Sweet Home 2 Intro
Alright, apprenticeship years are over. Time to set you free. Unleash your inner capitalist! We need cold, hard capital to get this business up and running. I’m talking sweet, delicious money cash, dough, dineros, the green stuff. Furnox never sleeps... Start selling stuff and make us some moola!
Home Sweet Home 3 Intro
Very nice, do you hear this? Money talks... ...and I listen. And right now it says: headquarters. Go buy some dirt for our home base! The official stamp-stamper in the tunnel should help you out.
Home Sweet Home 7 Chester
Hey, partner! How’s it going? Managed to boost our business yet? Please tell me you’ve got good news.
Mission Mailbox
Oi! Business is up and running. Now we scale! Build us a research table and a mailbox so we can broaden our product range and drown in orders.
Tutorial 1 Intro
WELL, that was a landing! I've seen dragons bellyflop with more grace. You alright down there, crater boy?
Tutorial 1 Skipped
Fine, have it your way then. You have no idea what you're missing...
Tutorial 1 Try To Skip
Wait, wait, wait... you want to skip the tutorial? You just fell out of the sky headfirst, and now you're suddenly an expert at survival? Did your brain bounce up on impact?
Tutorial 2 Intro
See that axe over there? Used to belong to some nerd who camped here last week. Skinny arms. Glasses. Talked about cryptocurrency a lot.
Tutorial 3 Intro
Alright, axe boy, time to commit your first act. See those fences? Smash 'em. Destroying abandonned property is technically recycling.
Tutorial 4 Intro
Excellent. You’ve got sticks and scraps. Time to build a sawhorse, because obviously you can’t just craft things with your hands like a caveman.
Tutorial 5 Intro
Alright, lumberjack lite, it’s finally time to chop down some trees! Yes, real trees. Tall. Leafy. Majestic. Full of glorious, glorious WOOD.
Tutorial 6 Intro
Alright little woodcutter, our next step is to get our sales department up and running: You need to repair that dusty old drone platform over there. Yes, the sad metal slab covered in bird poop over there that looks like it lost a fight with lightning. Twice.
Tutorial 7 Intro
Great job with the drone platform! You're not as dumb as you look. Maybe. Alright, enough flattery: It’s time to turn that beautiful wood into something even more beautiful... Furniture! Not for comfort, no, no! We’re doing this for serious MONEY.
Tutorial 8 Intro
Great job selling that furniture! I can already smell all the money we're going to make in the not too distant future! Now listen: You are doing great cutting down all those precious trees, but your axe is looking kinda dull... you should sharpen it to be even more efficient!
Tutorial 9 Intro
Alright, carpenter in training, before you continue building your empire of overpriced chairs: I need you to check out the broken bridge down that path.
Tutorial 10 Intro
You made it? And you're not covered in feathers? Well... looks like the area’s clear then. No ducks in sight. A rare window of peace.
Tutorial 11 Intro
Look at that! The bridge is fixed, the world hasn't ended, and not a single duck in sight. You, my friend, have defied all odds and basic expectations!
Tutorial Outro
Magnificent, now they know what they're up against! All right, partner, time to get to work and show Furnox who's boss!
Wood Grindstone
Listen: You are doing great cutting down all those precious trees, but your axe is looking kinda dull... you should sharpen it to be even more efficient!