Target audiencesChampagne Committee"Taste is inherited." A polished group of individuals who enjoy exclusivity, comfort and describing basic things as "curated experiences." They rarely panic. They simply relocate the problem to a different person.Full record
"Taste is inherited."
A polished group of individuals who enjoy exclusivity, comfort and describing basic things as "curated experiences." They rarely panic. They simply relocate the problem to a different person.
Target audiencesChurch of Eternal Gains"In the beginning, there was the Protein." Frequently flexing in public spaces. Half fitness cult, half motivational movement. They measure life in reps, macros, and personal protein needs. They don't have any formal political…Full record
"In the beginning, there was the Protein."
Frequently flexing in public spaces. Half fitness cult, half motivational movement. They measure life in reps, macros, and personal protein needs. They don't have any formal political power, but their social influence is huge. Mainly because they never stop talking about their diet.
Target audiencesCity Administration"Structure is freedom. Files are forever." They exist to ensure that everything runs smoothly, is regulated, and is properly documented. They don't create problems, they categorize them. They regulate permits, seating…Full record
"Structure is freedom. Files are forever."
They exist to ensure that everything runs smoothly, is regulated, and is properly documented. They don't create problems, they categorize them. They regulate permits, seating arrangements, tree height ratios, and possibly even gravity (permit pending). If something exists, there is a department for it. Possibly even two.
Target audiencesSpreadsheet Militia"There is always an optimal way." A fusion of lab coat logic and gaming obsession. They don't guess, they calculate. They don't try, they theorycraft.Full record
"There is always an optimal way."
A fusion of lab coat logic and gaming obsession. They don't guess, they calculate. They don't try, they theorycraft.
Target audiencesTactical Tinfoil Society"Aluminum foil is essential." They are not paranoid. They are prepared. Extremely prepared. For events both plausible and highly cinematic.Full record
"Aluminum foil is essential."
They are not paranoid. They are prepared. Extremely prepared. For events both plausible and highly cinematic.
Target audiencesThe Discreet Bookclub"What happens here was tastefully planned." A members-only social circle that specializes in ambiance, velvet textures, and situations that require plausible deniability. Publicly, they are "just a social club". Privately, they…Full record
"What happens here was tastefully planned."
A members-only social circle that specializes in ambiance, velvet textures, and situations that require plausible deniability. Publicly, they are "just a social club". Privately, they know who owes whom, who embarrassed themselves and who prefers dim lighting.
Target audiencesThe League of Little Rascals"Why not?" Small in stature. Massive in chaos potential. They operate on creativity, sugar and complete disregard for reasonable limits.Full record
"Why not?"
Small in stature. Massive in chaos potential. They operate on creativity, sugar and complete disregard for reasonable limits.
Target audiencesUnion of Questionable Safety Practices"If it works, it works." Practical. Direct. Allergic to nonsense. They build, fix, lift, repair and occasionally argue about the correct way to do all four.Full record
"If it works, it works."
Practical. Direct. Allergic to nonsense. They build, fix, lift, repair and occasionally argue about the correct way to do all four.
Target audiencesChampagne Committee"Taste is inherited." A polished group of individuals who enjoy exclusivity, comfort and describing basic things as "curated experiences." They rarely panic. They simply relocate the problem to a different person.
