Sir Worcestershire III
Conversations
Sir Worcestershire 3 Intro
Yes...yes! A fine solution, a proper solution indeed. Surprisingly, you are actually quite useful! Now, excuse me just a moment... (obnoxiously regal slurping noises)
Sir Worcestershire 4 Intro
Very nice! I hate to admit it, but you do have talent. The castle itself could have been grander, of course, but the idea of the beverage holder is ingenious! Now, do me the honor of freeing me from this wretched one room apartment board.
Sir Worcestershire 5 Intro
Ah, that feels divine! Your gentle strike has even realigned my neck, truly remarkable.
Sir Worcestershire 5 Intro Trout
That is hardly your concern, young fella... I merely slipped. A true gentleman enjoys in silence, and I barely know you. Perhaps, in due time, I shall enlighten you...
Sir Worcestershire 6 Intro
My deepest thanks. And now... off with you! I wish to revel in my splendid new abode. Should I require anything further, I’ll summon you.
Sir Worcestershire 7 Intro
Well, well... I am almost impressed! Such potential, you might even prove a valuable asset to my grand designs. But that axe of yours is a disgrace. Use the gathered stone resources, forge a proper grindstone, and craft yourself a real axe.
Sir Worcestershire 7 A Build Grindstone First
Thanks for the impressive view, young friend! I'd love to show you how to replace that half-baked excuse for an axe you're using with something better. But it seems you haven't managed to build yourself a grindstone yet. What a shame, I was almost impressed by you... Come back when you finally have a grindstone!
Sir Worcestershire 8 Intro
Good boy! That’s exactly what I mean. At last we have ascended to the Stone Age! Progress worthy of my greatness!
Sir Worcestershire 9 Move
Welcome back, I'm glad you followed this convenient light beam by god himself to meet again. I have to tell you, this rainy weather is unbearable! Dreary, damp, disgraceful. I may have commissioned this charming little cloud myself, to resemble my homeland, but it is starting to get on my nerves.
Sir Worcestershire 10 In House
Ah yes, this will do. Dry scales, I had almost forgotten this sensation! I hereby declare the climate of your home superior to my little Great Britain simulation cloud. Thank you. Hit me up if you need anything. I trade knowledge against tea.
Sir Worcestershire 1 Intro
Sound the tocsin! INTRUDERS! Who let this dirt step on MY island? This is sacred royal ground. Did you bow? No? Did you bring a bottle? Also no?! Filthy peasants! And where’s my life guard? Oh right, that useless tortoise wandered off again... stupid shell-on-legs. God damnit! No manners, no tea, no loyalty. What’s a royal fish gotta do to get a decent subject around here?!
Sir Worcestershire 2 Intro
Good, that's close enough. Wow, you are actually able to follow simple tasks, like... moving. Now that you are in the awe-inspiring vicinity of my royal visage, I shall deign to introduce myself: My name is Sir Worcestershire the third, Earl of Aahzville Forest and owner of this beautiful isle.