Tutorial 7 Intro
Great job with the drone platform! You're not as dumb as you look. Maybe. Alright, enough flattery: It’s time to turn that beautiful wood into something even more beautiful... Furniture! Not for comfort, no, no! We’re doing this for serious MONEY.
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Great job with the drone platform! You're not as dumb as you look. Maybe. Alright, enough flattery: It’s time to turn that beautiful wood into something even more beautiful... Furniture! Not for comfort, no, no! We’re doing this for serious MONEY.
Yes, really! People LOVE buying rustic junk made by amateurs. Slap together a chair or a table and someone will toss coins at you like it’s performance art.
Because, my gullible friend, I am a <b><i>chest</i></b>. And chests love one thing more than anything else... Cold. Shiny. Clinky. MONEYYYYY. I want to be so full of cash I develop back problems.
Absolutely. Now start crafting. Let’s turn this tragic forest life into a booming furniture empire. Step one: chairs. Step two: Chairs with ARMRESTS. Step three: WORLD DOMINATION! Before we can get started, however, you need to build a workbench. Then you can FINALLY start crafting and selling glorious furniture. Now get to work! A furniture empire doesn't build itself!