Tutorial 1 Try To Skip

Wait, wait, wait... you want to skip the tutorial? You just fell out of the sky headfirst, and now you're suddenly an expert at survival? Did your brain bounce <b><i>up</i></b> on impact?

Ah yes, of course. The classic 'I was born knowing everything' approach. Very bold. Very stupid.

Look, I get it. Tutorials are boring. But what if I told you there's a shiny reward at the end? Something... mysterious. Valuable. Possibly... gold-plated?

Okay, fine. What if I told you <b><i>not</i></b> doing the tutorial increases your chances of being pecked to death by ducks? That’s right. No tutorial, no survival tips. Just feathers. Everywhere.

You'll be surprised ... Look, just give me five minutes. Five glorious, sarcastic, mildly educational minutes. Then you can ignore me like the rest of society.

YES! That’s all I need. You won’t regret this! Probably. Let’s begin with something simple... like how to not accidentally chop your own foot off.