Sir Worcestershire 5 Intro

Ah, that feels divine! Your gentle strike has even realigned my neck, truly remarkable.

Me? Nooooo... Why...? How...? And if I may say, that wasn’t even remotely painful! If only you knew the exquisite pleasure that true pain brings... Ahh, that unforgettable encounter with a certain South French trout... (mumbles) ...Ah, forgive me. Back to business.

Alright, now help me take up residence in my new home. I’ve entrusted you with all my belongings. Place them in the grand Worcestershire Castle. And I demand to be positioned at the very center! Oh, and do turn me around properly, like a noble Wiener Schnitzel! I want to prevent this annoying left sided neck pain.