Sir Worcestershire 3 Intro

Yes...yes! A fine solution, a proper solution indeed. Surprisingly, you are actually quite useful! Now, excuse me just a moment... (obnoxiously regal slurping noises)

Aahh, yes... exactly what I needed! Exquisite! It tastes divine and somehow makes my mouth even drier. Perfect. Just how I like it. Well done, truly! You’ve proven yourself. Perhaps you are the one... perhaps we could be of great benefit to one another. Now then, might I trouble you for one more favor?

Look at me... does this appear to you as a fitting residence for a man of my stature? This miserable board I’m forced to perch upon is laughable: far too small, utterly unworthy of my presence, and uncomfortable beyond belief. And as if that were not enough, my neck is in agony! Forever twisted to the left, stiffened and tormented by relentless pain.

I have a plan and give you one of my best corks, the rest is up to you... but the question is, are you truly worthy? Tell me... are you ready for the challenge?