Home Sweet Home 10 Intro

Uaah... wha... ah. Yes... yes... I am awake. Working hard on stuff... I am starting to get used to those axe vibrations. A rather unconventional alarm clock. But... technically very effective nonetheless. What... can I do for you?

Ah... yes. I... see. The fences have been repaired. Excellent. Or at least... structurally sufficient. This fulfills the minimum requirements... for path security. Yes, the path is now... compliant.

Together with my colleagues... at the building authority we are already working very hard on your building permit. Extremely... hard. And yet... it will still take time. Such a complex request generates... an extraordinary amount of paperwork. Paperwork about paperwork. The hurdle is large. Very large. You must understand... yours is not the only request awaiting attention.

Let me... think about it. Stamping permits... is not allowed. Signing applications... also... strictly forbidden. Counting passing vehicles... likewise a definite no. But you could assist us with shredding files. Yes. That task... is permissible. It also happens to be next on my list. A very long list. The work takes considerable time... because so many old documents have accumulated. Mountains of them. Entire bureaucratic landscapes of them.

May I... classify your response as affirmative... or negative?

Alright... thank you for your cooperation. This will... considerably reduce your waiting time. I will instruct my colleague at the post office to airdrop some of these files to you. However... do not be surprised, it is a substantial amount. Quite... a lot, in fact.